How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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