forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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