In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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