Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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