it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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