Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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