He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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