There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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