Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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