I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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