is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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