Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
You need Xanax blowdarts
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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