I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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