There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
love makes seman taste better
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
It's rum buckets o'clock
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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