Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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