They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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