It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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