I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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