what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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