Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
i black out too much to be "responsible"
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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