do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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