I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
so explain again why im purple
no
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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