My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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