addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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