Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Couch. On fire.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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