In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
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