it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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