32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
