He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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