ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
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Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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