Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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