Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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