I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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