Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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