ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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