Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I feel great
I just peed on a car
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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