they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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