When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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