Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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