To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Oh god it's open bar.
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