If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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