when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
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