just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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