brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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