so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
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