Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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