Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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