i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
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