his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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