had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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